The Bill of Rights (revised, Bush ed.)

Jesus' General has the new and improved Constitutional Amendments 1-10. For example:

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law without the expressed approval of the executive or his deputy chief of staff. respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Not too long ago, this might have been funny. Now it is merely accurate a little ahead of the curve.