Thursday, November 17, 2005

Adopt a Wingnut



As many already know, Rush Limbaugh just announced an Adopt a Soldier Program:
This involves soliciting money from listeners to pay for subscriptions to the Limbaugh letter and Rush 24/7 that will be "given" to the soldiers. Each listener can "adopt" as many soldiers as they wish who will each get a subscription. The donor pays the discounted price of $49.95 for each soldier.


Inspired by this selfless act of spontaneous generosity, Bluememe is launching its own Adopt a Wingnut program. For a mere three payments of $19.95 each, we will send to the wingnut of your choice a free subscription to all Bluememe content. But wait -- there's more. Your favored wingnut will also receive easy one-click access to all of Mister Bluememe's favorite editorials! Now how much would you pay? Don't answer yet, because you also get free, that's right -- free admission to all public gatherings of the Poor Man Institute for Freedom and Democracy and a Pony! These fabulous gifts are so exclusive that we cannot even assign a price to them, but are sure to be treasured by Dittoheads, Malkin-tents and LGF-ers everywhere.

Plus -- if you order now, you'll get the exclusive URLs of Mister Bluememe's favorite websites, and a handy index to every month of blog entries since the very beginning of our blog!

Call now -- operators are standing by! We accept Visa, MasterCard and Oxycontin.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also included is free admission to all future Bush dog and pony shows, Big Lies and hypocrisy known as presidential press conferences.

Vicki

5:00 PM  

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