Friday, December 31, 2004

Meanwhile, on the home front....

(This items works a lot better if you can whistle the theme from the Andry Griffith show while you read it.)

From the police blotter section of the local daily:

Family Disturbance. A woman on the first block of Center Drive came home form work around 4:30 p.m. Wednesday and found her son napping on the couch. He had left the socks on the floor so she called 911 because she wanted him out of her house.

Kinda puts that Sue-nummy thing in perspective, eh?


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