Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Elvis water

So you threw down the 28 large for the Virgin Mary on grilled cheese, or perhaps acquired the Jesus on a fish stick. So what does the discerning host serve with such sophisticated culinary fare? Why Elvis water, of course. Owing, I guess, to the lack of references to Elvis in either New or Old Testament, the holy water went for a mere $455. But all together, definitely a meal fit for the King.

I am a bit disappointed that no one has seen fit to follow up on my call for the Ten Commandments in a bowl of Alpha Bits.


Blogger RIposte said...

I think I got a few lines of "You'll Never Walk Alone" in my last bowl of alphabet soup. Is that any good?

8:05 PM  

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