Hey, Mr. Preznit-- Wanna Neutralize Osama?
It doesn't seem like you especially give a shit, but if you really want to make sure bin Laden never has an effect on Americans again -- appoint him head of the EPA.
posted by bluememe at 12/18/2004
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Now THIS is the sort of outside-the-box thinking they need at the CIA. But his expertise on foreign affairs would be way too threatening to the Secs. of State and Defense.
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