Secret Service Cracks Down on High School Band

Two secret service agents paid a visit to Boulder High School Thursday to investigate rumors that a high school band had been practicing a song that contained lyrics threatening President Bush.

The band, which had planned to call itself "Tali-Banned," was set to play a cover of Bob Dylan's Masters of War at the school's "Talent Expose" Friday. The final verse of the song includes the words "Your death will come soon." During the song, the students planned to use images of President Bush and war in the background.


Fine, sure, fine. Just so long as they don't stick their noses in stuff where important constitutional rights are at stake, like bringing a bunch of guns to Columbine High.