Gonzales Disavows Torture Tactics

"I will no longer represent only the White House," he said. "I will represent the United States of America and its people. I understand the difference between the two roles."

Ah, now I understand. See, the President's lawyer is supposed to justify whatever the President wants to do, and the President wants to torture Muslins, so Gonzales' job was to justify torturing Muslims. But as A.G., A.G. will work for the American people, and so he will do a 180 on the issue.

Got it.