Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Wingnuts and their role models

via New York Daily News:
Paula Jones wants to go to a library - but she isn't looking for a book.
The woman who claimed that former President Bill Clinton exposed himself to her thinks it's time she visited the $165 million study center dedicated to his administration.
Jones mentioned her plan to David Hans Schmidt, the Phoenix-based agent who brokered her nude spread in Penthouse, and he suggested they turn the outing into a media event and maybe make a few bucks in the process.

"Paula will wear a T-shirt with the sponsor's name," says Schmidt.

Jones says she can use the money because lawyers who brought her sexual harassment suit against Clinton took most of her $850,000 settlement.

"I got $151,000," says Jones. "That's gone. I was going through a divorce.

I had to get a home for my two boys. I never made bunches of money. Mary Kay LeTourneau can molest a child, then turn around and marry him, and make $1 million off their TV wedding!"

Perhaps Mary Kay is actually a step up from you, honey. Consider the implications.


Blogger Dr. Bloor said...

I hear GoldenPalace.com is paying pretty good sponsor money these days.

6:23 PM  

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