Saturday, November 11, 2006

Off-season trades I'd like to see

James Carville for Linc Chafee.

No?

James Carville for Karl Rove's belly button lint.

No?

James Carville and the DLC and Joe Klein for an autographed picture of Karl Rove's belly button lint.

What? Oh, yeah, I guess it ain't really a trade if all of the chattel is owned by the same team.

Nevermind.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carville needs a long rest! Instead, he'll mount a surprisingly hostile campaign for the Hildebeast. He's always battling windmills.

4:07 AM  
Blogger Dr. Bloor said...

Pretty good chance we'll pick up Linc as a free agent anyways. Unlike Joe "Hamlet" Lieberman, Linc did not hesitate to note that the change in majority status in Congress ultimately was a good thing, and will be more than happy to recall the Moustache of Doom from the UN.

As pissed off as he's made me over the past two years, Chafee's comments following the election made it plain why RI'ers were ambivalent about voting him out.

As for Carville...frankly, both he and Boy George peaked with the release of "The War Room." Cut him lose and eat his contract.

7:32 AM  
Blogger bluememe said...

You wanna perform a valuable service, Doc? 'Splain to me the psychodynamics that lead Chafee to wait until after he lost to open himself to the move that would have saved his ass. Is it the same pathology that led Bush to fire Rummy the day after it cost him?

9:45 AM  

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