Daily Kos: Fitzmas Carols!

Daily Kos: Fitzmas Carols!
I thought about doing this, but someone @ dKos beat me to it:

O Aspen Tree

O Aspen tree,
O Aspen tree,
Your roots are all connected.
O Aspen tree,
O Aspen tree,
But your sources aren't protected.
How shall we sell the war to them?
Just send some lies to Judy M.
O Aspen tree,
O Aspen tree,
Your roots are all connected.

I am drunk on all this Fitzmas eggnog. If Santa Prosecutor leaves coals in our stockings, the hangover willl be too horrible to contemplate.