Chance the President

MoDo mocks Dubya's flailing Rita response. She quotes his brittle defense of his field trip to Northcom.

"See, Northcom is the main entity that interfaces - that uses federal assets, federal troops, to interface with local and state government. I want to watch that relationship."

Remember "Being There?" Chance the gardner (Peter Sellers) says, "Is there a TV upstairs? I like to watch."

And many of the fools around him, seeing what they wanted to see, thought Chance a wise man, too.