The other Douchebag of Liberty

With Novakula on ice, somebody else had to step up as Acting DOL. Michelle Malkin made an impressive bid, but experience wins out over youthful enthusiasm this time. Media Matters documents this malodorous emanation from Monday's diatribe:

I mean, Cindy Sheehan is just Bill Burkett. Her story is nothing more than forged documents. There's nothing about it that's real, including the mainstream media's glomming onto it. It's not real. It's nothing more than an attempt. It's the latest effort made by the coordinated left.

I guess that'll teach her not have the effrontery to have a son blown up in Iraq. Next time, have a kid with a pilonidal cyst, dearie. Then he can stay safe at home and do the Yellow Elephant dance with the rest of us, and we won't have to freak out over your uncomfortable questions and inconvenient facts.