Fitzmas Haiku

As the aspens turn
relax, behold the sight of
indictments falling

Fitzmas nog all 'round
Scooter, Turd Blossom, Big Time
Hey!--Where is Got Milk?


St. Judy insists
that she was proved fucking right
well, right wing, maybe


Cheney flips his wig
as he opens the WaPo:
"Fitz Flipping WHIGgers"


What did Junior know
and just when did he know it?
"Raise your right hand, please..."