When Harry met Bennie

Poor Bennie 16. First, he and his minions are faced with the task of stuffing the genie back into the lamp with the recent evolution dust-up, and now J.K. Rowling publishes another anti-Christian tract destined to turn an entire generation of children into Satan worshippers. Bennie no doubt thinks that Harry would have turned out better had he been raised in a nice Catholic orphanage.

Thought you had your hands full with John Lennon, your holiness? Harry's bigger than the Beatles.