A really bad day
The turkey, Marshmallow, will travel to his new home at Disneyland, in Anaheim, California, following the pardon and will serve as honorary Grand Marshal for Disneyland’s annual Thanksgiving Day Parade. Bush is scheduled to depart for Texas to remain at his central Texas ranch for the holiday.Clemency, sure. But think of it: first, you suffer the indignity of being pardoned by some gork you could whip in a spelling bee even if he didn't have alcohol on his breath, and then you're forced to front some bogus feelgood parade sponsored by a global media megacorp hellbent on controlling everything you see, hear and think. Marshmallow is to be forgiven if he's wondering where he can find an axe.
Oh, and look! Somebody's flying off to the ranch to