Thursday, January 13, 2005

Really friendly fire

    Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons

    "THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal.

    Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an 'aphrodisiac' chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a 'distasteful but completely non-lethal' blow to morale, the proposal says."

    It's probably a good thing that they didn't develop this one. Given that the army insists on discharging gay personnel, even when they occupy critical, understaffed positions, one can only assume that by now, the troops in Iraq would be fragging each other with Love Bombs and doin' the nasty in front of Sarge to get their asses back stateside.


    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    "Love bombs." Perfect.

    Perhaps they were also working on translating the world's funniest joke into Arabic....

    11:51 AM  

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